Chaos happens. Sometimes it’s not your fault.
This tee owns the moment with humor and honesty. If things go sideways, hey — someone probably should’ve been watching you.
About This Tee
Comfortable, durable, and built for everyday wear, this shirt brings laughter wherever you go. A perfect fit for people with personality, energy, and a hint of trouble in their history.
Features
Premium 60/40 cotton-poly blend
Soft, breathable, and durable
Durable print designed to last
True-to-size fit
Size up for relaxed look
Printed & shipped in the USA
Family-owned brand
In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised
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Fits true to size for men
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Women may prefer sizing down for a fitted look
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Size Chart:
Size Chest (in) Length (in) M 20.5 29 L 22 30 XL 24 31 2XL 26 32 3XL 28 33 4XL 30 34
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