For the days you can’t handle complaints, drama, or unsolicited opinions.
A clean, bold design that speaks for itself — so you don’t have to.
About This Hoodie
Soft, cozy, and perfect for avoiding chaos, problem customers, nosy neighbors, or the general population.
Features
Midweight 80/20 cotton-poly blend
Durable print
Kangaroo pocket
True-to-size fit (Recommendation: Order one size up as drying will cause shrinkage)
Printed & shipped in the USA
Not Today Karen Hoodie
Size & Fit
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True to size (Recommendation: Order one size up as drying will cause shrinkage)
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Size up for oversized fit
Size Chart:
Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in) M 22 29 35.5 L 24 30 36.5 XL 26 31 37.5 2XL 27 32 38.5 3XL 28 33 39.5 4XL 29.5 34 40 5XL 31 34.5 40.5 -


















